I haven’t seen you in ages! Let’s go get milkshakes and catch up.
In haiku. "Wake up, sleepyhead!" Bring-bring! It's David's alarm! It's bright and early. He dons his Speedo Under his shiny tracksuit And grabs his backpack. He gets to the gym Puts his bag in a locker And has a good stretch. He chooses his lane Dives into the cool water And starts his workout. His… Continue reading Schwimmer Swims
Welcome to series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. In this entry I visit a McDonalds in Paris. It should probably come with some sort of reader discretionary warning. Or, if you'd prefer to use more modern vernacular, "tmi, girlfriend". Paris train station: If you want friendly faces Not the place to… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Paris McDonalds
Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer | Courtenay Place public toilets | Fringe Bar The service here's great With waiters in crisp white shirts All "yes ma’am", "no sir". Taking our orders Our waiter murmurs questions Voice low and soothing. His words float gently It’s… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India
Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer | Courtenay Place public toilets Fringe Bar, Wellington Door signs in Māori It’s a nice cultural touch In a Kiwi bar. When you get inside The wall of chlorine hits you Like a public pool. Space is… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fringe Bar
Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Read the first entry here, where I visited the Fork & Brewer. In this entry I brave the Courtenay Place public toilets, a block of loos that have embraced technology with enthusiasm. Courtenay Place RoboToilets I’m sure we all know You have… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Courtenay Place RoboToilets
THE FORK AND BREWER Wellington, New Zealand The Fork and Brewer Men with suits and fancy beers Find it on Bond Street. My dinner was good But we’re not here to talk food Nor décor nor staff. We’re here to review Using the form of haiku How good were the loos? (Don’t get your hopes… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fork & Brewer
Let's Get Milkshakes! 