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How to get away with lip synching about thick chicks in public

I am not cool. People ask if I’ve heard the new song by whoever, and I have to stop them, because unless whoever has been recording ditties for at least ten years, I won’t know who they are. When friends are giving me directions, I need them to relate it to the nearest fast food… Continue reading How to get away with lip synching about thick chicks in public

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How women’s underwear turned me into an asshole

Yesterday I saw someone hurt themselves, and I did absolutely nothing. On my way to the stairs, I passed an electrician fiddling with something in the wall, standing halfway up a ladder.  Another electrician stood next to him, fiddling with some sort of legit-looking handheld-device.  I did that closed-mouth-smile to say hello, where you’re acknowledging… Continue reading How women’s underwear turned me into an asshole

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The Adventures of Ducky and Bob: Episode 1: Director’s Commentary

Art. Three simple letters. An endless abundance of meaning. Too often, entertainment is confused for art. Art should never be entertaining. Art should reach into you and wrap itself around your intestines, it should make you vomit from the visceral punch, make you wish you'd never been born, make you yearn to erase everything and… Continue reading The Adventures of Ducky and Bob: Episode 1: Director’s Commentary

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Kate’s Food Photography Guide

It's the new big thing, in case you haven't heard. You get an app on your phone, and then you take pictures of your food, and then do some post production trickery, and then upload it, and then all your friends say 'nom'. Given that I take photos of everything before it goes in my mouth (that's what… Continue reading Kate’s Food Photography Guide