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Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Paris McDonalds

Welcome to series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. In this entry I visit a McDonalds in Paris. It should probably come with some sort of reader discretionary warning. Or, if you'd prefer to use more modern vernacular, "tmi, girlfriend". Paris train station: If you want friendly faces Not the place to… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Paris McDonalds

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Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India

Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer |  Courtenay Place public toilets | Fringe Bar The service here's great With waiters in crisp white shirts All "yes ma’am", "no sir". Taking our orders Our waiter murmurs questions Voice low and soothing. His words float gently It’s… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India

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Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fringe Bar

Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer |  Courtenay Place public toilets Fringe Bar, Wellington Door signs in Māori It’s a nice cultural touch In a Kiwi bar. When you get inside The wall of chlorine hits you Like a public pool. Space is… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fringe Bar

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Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Courtenay Place RoboToilets

Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Read the first entry here, where I visited the Fork & Brewer. In this entry I brave the Courtenay Place public toilets, a block of loos that have embraced technology with enthusiasm. Courtenay Place RoboToilets I’m sure we all know You have… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Courtenay Place RoboToilets

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Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fork & Brewer

THE FORK AND BREWER Wellington, New Zealand The Fork and Brewer Men with suits and fancy beers Find it on Bond Street. My dinner was good But we’re not here to talk food Nor décor nor staff. We’re here to review Using the form of haiku How good were the loos? (Don’t get your hopes… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fork & Brewer