My Phone-Free Commute

A man swore at me the other day on the street. I was walking home and I was stuck in a particularly tense moment of Plants vs Zombies and he muttered “FUCKing stupid” as he walked past, a real emphasis on the FUCK and almost none on the ‘ing’. I can only assume this was…

Open Letters to my Pet Peeves

To: My pet peeves Attn: That person texting and walking You trudge along next to the road, playing with something on your smartphone—maybe you're texting whatsername, maybe you're stalking some dude on Facebook. You realise that you're holding up foot traffic and putting yourself at risk of walking into a park bench, so you sort of…