Kate’s Vanilla Oats: for people with problems

So you've got some problems you need solved: You want a high-protein meal You’re really hungry You want comfort food. Well, read on! This recipe will solve all of your problems, and more! KATE’S VANILLA OATS: FOR PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS Prep time: 1 minute Cooking time: 3 minutes Serves: 1 Step One Scoop some vanilla…

How to get away with lip synching about thick chicks in public

I am not cool. People ask if I’ve heard the new song by whoever, and I have to stop them, because unless whoever has been recording ditties for at least ten years, I won’t know who they are. When friends are giving me directions, I need them to relate it to the nearest fast food…

Kate’s Food Photography Guide

It's the new big thing, in case you haven't heard. You get an app on your phone, and then you take pictures of your food, and then do some post production trickery, and then upload it, and then all your friends say 'nom'. Given that I take photos of everything before it goes in my mouth (that's what…