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Things You Can’t Do With a Tractor

Because sometimes it is nice to appreciate something while still accepting its limitations.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.
  1. perform open heart surgery on an obese gentleman
  2. raise a flock of ducklings after their mother is killed by sadistic child
  3. make a compelling documentary about human morality throughout the ages
  4. accidentally raise the dead by discovering the Necronomicon in your grandfather’s attic
  5. retrieve the watch of a loved one in a deep-sea diving adventure.

Note: this list is by no means comprehensive.

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